Do you find it hard to remember Spanish vocabulary? Learning jokes or ‘chistes’ is a great way to increase and memorise vocabulary and is also a great social tool for making new friends when you’re having a cerveza or two in your local bar.

There are some jokes that easily translate into other languages and after a little online search, I see that you can find many Spanish ‘Doctor, doctor’ jokes, which were always being told in my house and at school when I was a child! Ok…. so they are more than a little cheesy but they still bring a smile to my face

So here are my top 3 ‘Doctor, doctor’ jokes in Spanish and I’ve also given you the English translation in case you are unsure about any of the words. I hope you enjoy and maybe you can use these to make somebody else smile today.

Also, if you have any good Spanish jokes of your own, please write them below. We would love to hear them!

- Doctor, doctor, no puedo recordar nada.

Doctor, doctor, I can’t remember anything.

- Vaya, y desde cuando tiene usted este problema?

Wow, and how long have you had this problem?

- ¿Qué problema?

What problem?

- Doctor, doctor, me he roto el brazo en varios sitios.

Doctor, doctor, I have broken my arm in several places.

- Pues yo de usted no volvería a esos sitios.

Well, if I were you, I wouldn’t go back to those places.

- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

Doctor, doctor, I have suicidal tendencies. What should I do?

- Págueme ya mismo.

Pay me this instant.

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